Training Schedule for Reykin (Humor)
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:06 am
WEEK ONE: TOILET TRAINING
Reykin will this week learn to put the toilet seat down. If he doesn't he will be beaten by a horde of angry women.
WEEK TWO - PHYSICAL TRAINING
Reykin will be assigned to a preschool for problem kids.
WEEK THREE: MENTAL TRAINING
Reykin will have to watch soap operas all day, and pass a quiz or be forced to repeat.
WEEKS FOUR AND FIVE: TECHNICAL TRAINING
Reykin will this week learn to cook, clean, and make himself useful around the house
WEEK SIX: FINAL TRAINING
Reykin will be given the option of becoming a housewife or committing suicide.
Reykin will this week learn to put the toilet seat down. If he doesn't he will be beaten by a horde of angry women.
WEEK TWO - PHYSICAL TRAINING
Reykin will be assigned to a preschool for problem kids.
WEEK THREE: MENTAL TRAINING
Reykin will have to watch soap operas all day, and pass a quiz or be forced to repeat.
WEEKS FOUR AND FIVE: TECHNICAL TRAINING
Reykin will this week learn to cook, clean, and make himself useful around the house
WEEK SIX: FINAL TRAINING
Reykin will be given the option of becoming a housewife or committing suicide.